"wake up we gotta go"
I could do it
Leo whispers to himself
I could just snatch it and run
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
"you want some of my trail mix?" you mean do i want some m&ms with obstacles.
"hey can i have a couple of those fries"
that one person you never really talk to but you reblog the shit outta each other
IM CRYING THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN
more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins
I am drunk I just tried to delete someone else’s post because I didn’t like it
i feel like its saying “i am beautiful”
im going to p
ractice my cooking. i need to be able to cook 10000 eggs in 10 minutes. that’s 1000 eggs a minute. that’s 16.666666 eggs a second. i need to be fast. so fast you cant even see my arms as they frantically prepare egg after egg. i hope the world is ready
WHAT THE UFCK