if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar
teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad
My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”
you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS
please don’t leave me alone with your parents if i’m at your house
GET OUT YOU LITTLE SHIT IM OFFICIALLY DONE