It's Mr. Steal Yo Girl but really my name's Bridget and I'm in high school.
 highwaymermaid

detention:

queued~bye.

jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad

aesthetic-dissonance:

sagihairius:

My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”

you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity

theinfinitegoddess:

Beauty

siggymcpissyface:

fuckyouajax:

relationship status:

image

holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

auspisstice:

cyberdepressed:

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

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herspanic:

please don’t leave me alone with your parents if i’m at your house 

cumbereds:

GET OUT YOU LITTLE SHIT IM OFFICIALLY DONE

  • Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
  • Audience: *cheers*
  • Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!